By Situation Theatre 14/06/2021
“He went on about something called the “Sharkies” for 30 minutes. C’mon man!!!”. President Biden said.
The awkward and insufferable coach of his daughter’s netball team, who reckons he knows the game inside-out having never played, Scott Morrison, has somehow spent the weekend discussing global politics with G7 leaders.
Morrison was set to meet one on one with the U.S. President to advise him on being tough on China based on that time he was firm on the phone when ordering Chinese takeaway for Jenny and the kids.
Mr Biden told aides that sounded like a fate worse than death so aborted it in favour of a three-way meeting with Boris Johnson, which seems like adding insult to injury.