Images from The Guardian and Adam’s Tavern
By Situation Theatre 14/06/2021
The snap poll was conducted after news broke that Australia’s third most offensive broadcaster, Peta Credlin, had been awarded Australia’s second highest honour.
A representative sample of 1000 Australian icons has found that 90% would rather be awarded 2kg of chuck steak than in any way be associated with Peta Credlin.
Credlin has been appointed an Officer of the Order of Australia for distinguished service of a high degree “to Australia or to humanity at large”, such as falsely blaming Melbourne’s South Sudanese community for spreading Covid-19, falsely accusing Kevin Rudd of running a “data harvesting exercise”, and falsely describing Victoria as a “failed state”.
Perhaps it is fitting that The Council of the Order of Australia has now falsely attributed Credlin with humanity.