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Situation Theatre

December 21, 2019

George Pell Thanks PM For Making Him Look Like A Responsible Religious Leader

by Sarah Johnson


Images from 60 Minutes and The New Daily

Images from 60 Minutes and The New Daily

Images from 60 Minutes and The New Daily

Images from 60 Minutes and The New Daily

By Situation Theatre 21/12/2019

The convicted paedophile has been thrilled to have his public reputation rehabilitated by the contrast with the Pentecostal PM’s response to the bushfires.

A child abusing religious leader guilty of gaslighting sexual assault victims has released a statement thanking a democracy abusing religious leader guilty of gaslighting an entire nation.

The Australian cardinal of the Catholic Church, George Pell, convicted in December 2018 of five charges related to the sexual assault of two boys in the 1990s and sentenced to six years prison, expressed gratitude to Prime Minister Scott Morrison for making him only the second most hated religious figure in the country.

“I thought being the country’s most powerful convicted paedophile might make me public enemy number one. Thanks to Mr Morrison’s politically suicidal sojourn to Hawaii, I was wrong.”

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