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By Situation Theatre 21/12/2019
Reported with sincere apologies to the lobotomised sewer rat community.
Australian Prime Minister and man more loathed than a sex pest, Scott Morrison, has expressed deep regret that by taking a trip to Hawaii in the midst of a national emergency, he showed all the responsiveness, self-control, self-awareness, and sound political judgement of a diseased sewer rat devoid of its prefrontal lobe connections.
The decision has left some pundits wondering whether Mr Morrison himself may himself have been lobotomised at some point in his life, given that one of the main side-effects is that “activity is replaced by inertia, and people are left emotionally blunted and restricted in their intellectual range…they may also exhibit difficulty putting themselves in the position of others because of decreased cognition and detachment from society.”
Realising his terrible mistake, Mr Morrison apologised to all those snowflakes who took offence at his legendary leadership and said he will return home urgently, just as soon as he finishes lounging by the pool.
