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By Situation Theatre 18/3/2020
All hands on deck as the coronavirus crisis forces the mining magnate, who worked hard to inherit a $75 million mining company and Rio Tinto royalties worth $12 million a year, into a real job.
Australia’s most beloved rapacious mining heiress, Gina Rhinehart, has been given a rude shock today after being informed by the Australian people that she will be forced to cede her mining fortune to house the nation’s homeless population, then retrain as a checkout chick.
Ms Rinehart, offended that she would be forced to do something to the benefit of society, would have protested but she was banned from doing so due to measures imposed last year at her behest by the Morrison Government.
Soon to be her colleagues at the closest Woolworths to her Perth mansion are disgruntled by the move, questioning whether six feet is a safe social distance from such a pariah.