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June 24, 2020

It’s 38°C In The Arctic BUT HAVE YOU HEARD THE NAMES OF ALLEN'S LOLLIES ARE CHANGING???

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Pedestrian.tv and Common Dreams

Images from Pedestrian.tv and Common Dreams

Images from Pedestrian.tv and Common Dreams

Images from Pedestrian.tv and Common Dreams

By Situation Theatre 24/6/2020

Terrifying climate emergency something something need urgent revolution blah blah blah but why are Nestlé taking away my right to enjoy a scrumptious Redskin?

You’ll never guess what happened. No, not the temperatures 30 degrees above normal in the Arctic you nerd, the decision by ethicist mega-corporation Nestlé to rebrand Redskins and Chicos lollies, presumably to something less derogatory.

Temperatures reached +38°C within the Arctic Circle on Saturday, 17°C hotter than normal for 20 June. #GlobalHeating is accelerating, and some parts of the world are heating a lot faster than others.

The #RaceToZero emissions is a race for survival.

Dataviz via @ScottDuncanWX pic.twitter.com/NIKeAYdiJd

— UN Climate Change (@UNFCCC) June 22, 2020

It’s the clearest sign yet society has heard the heartfelt demands of Black Lives Matter protestors for authorities to stop wantonly killing black people, and responded by changing the names of two lollies.

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