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By Situation Theatre 11/3/2020
He sure is electable. For what remains unclear.
Concerns about Joe Biden’s cognitive decline and fitness to take on Donald Trump have dramatically increased as voters go to the polls in six states today.
In a stump speech in in Detroit, Michigan, Biden insisted he is the best candidate to defeat the assassinated 19th century Republican President, Abe Lincoln, this November.
“Hello New York! I’m here with either my wife or my sister to tell you that today, on Super Thursday, my name is almost certainly Joe Biden and I’m a candidate for Prime Minister of Australia. Back when Deng Xiaoping and I spent 27 years in prison with Nelson Mandela listening to the record player and getting his kids to play with my golden leg hair, few believed I’d ever get the chance to run against President Lincoln to become South Africa’s Queen. Yet here I am. You’re all full of shit by the way.”
“God bless, you know, the thing.”
It’s very hard to see how anyone makes the case that this is the best person to take on Donald Trump. https://t.co/9mw9ah6iVT
— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) March 7, 2020