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By Situation Theatre 23/12/2019
A man who has spent over six years torturing innocent people in remote island prisons and denying them medical treatment has called for peace, love, and harmony in the wider community.
The Liberal Party leader who insists on opening every conversation with the phrase “Hello Clarice”, Scott Morrison, has called for kindness, an unusual step for someone best characterised by antisocial behaviour, impaired empathy and remorse, as well as bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits.
During his press conference yesterday, the PM said “It’s time to be kind to each other. This is not a time for division. It’s not a time for argument. It’s not a time for partisanship. It’s not a time for point-scoring. It’s a time to support people.”
He went on to remind everyone of the ongoing existential threat of rapist refugees, Greens terrorists, and gay germs.
