Labor Updates Tagline: “A Fair Go For The Liberal Party Of Australia”

By Situation Theatre 5/7/2019

Standing up for Scott Morrison.

In a move set to make Bill Shorten appear to the left of Karl Marx, Anthony Albanese has led his team to vote for the government’s Struggling Millionaires Assistance Package in both the House and the Senate.

Accordingly, Labor have updated their branding to better reflect their hard work on behalf of all members of the Liberal Party.

While the original tagline claimed Labor represented “A Fair Go For Australia: standing up for middle and working Australia”, the Party’s web developers have quickly taken this down to avoid the embarrassment of inaccuracy.

The Labor Party website has also now helpfully embedded links to many Liberal products, including “How Good is Australia”? mugs and stubby holders, unlimited edition framed and signed posters of modern Labor statesman John Howard, and, considering it is the Liberal Party, a fairly surprising “unisex” cap.