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Situation Theatre

March 8, 2016

Media Ignores 10 Million Marching For Bernie, Publishes 10 Millionth Story About Drumpf's Genitalia

by Situation Theatre


Image: The Daily Banter and Go Fund Me

Image: The Daily Banter and Go Fund Me

Image: The Daily Banter and Go Fund Me

Image: The Daily Banter and Go Fund Me

By Situation Theatre 8/3/2016

There’s been some totally irrelevant news out of the United States today, with 10 million Bernie Sanders supporters taking to the streets across the country to voice their support for the democratic socialist from Vermont.

While it seems like an incredible outburst of the democratic will for Sanders, 10 million pales in comparison to the number of Wall Street donors and corrupt politicians who support the Clinton campaign.

 It also barely rates a mention compared to the real debate facing America: how big really is Donald Drumpf’s penis?

The mainstream media’s preoccupation with Drumpf’s genitalia is unsurprising since both want to shaft America.

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