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Situation Theatre

September 3, 2019

Like Jesus, Miracle Morrison Repels Sri Lankan Invasion

by Sarah Johnson


Images from The Onion, SBS, The New Daily, and 21:9 Gaming

Images from The Onion, SBS, The New Daily, and 21:9 Gaming

Images from The Onion, SBS, The New Daily, and 21:9 Gaming

Images from The Onion, SBS, The New Daily, and 21:9 Gaming

By Situation Theatre 3/9/2019

As Christ said, “crush the infidel”.

Not since the Lord and Saviour himself have we witnessed a leader embody the beating heart of Christian teachings like Scott Morrison.

When they heard The Project had done a story on a Sri Lankan family being human beings, 21 million Sri Lankans immediately boarded an armada of deadly dinghies, due to arrive tomorrow.

In response, Saint ScoMo strapped the gospels to his chest and parted the Indian Ocean so all 3 million boats sunk beneath the waves

Much like the son of God, the miracle man has once again saved white people, the best kind of people.

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