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By Situation Theatre 17/7/2019
In his excitement about travelling in a pure white spacesuit to the all-white moon, Trump seems not to realise the trip means he will die 384, 400 km from earth. Too close for comfort for many women in the United States.
For the 24 women who have accused Donald Trump of everything from ogling, harassment, groping, and rape, there is some relief at the news that he will be fired hundreds of thousands of kilometres into space to die alone.
For the millions of the world’s citizens who have chipped in to the Kickstarter campaign overnight to get him the fuck off Planet Earth, their contributions are mainly about self-preservation.
One New Yorker said “Sure he poses an existential threat to humanity due to both his access to the nuclear codes and his climate denial. But if I have to read even just one more article made up entirely of the 3am thoughts of a decomposing billionaire, I’m gonna explode.”
Thankfully for the world’s 7.53 billion inhabitants, in space, no one can read your fucking tweets.