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Situation Theatre

November 25, 2019

Bloomberg Enters Race Solving Main Issue Of Our Time: Insufficient Billionaire Influence

by Sarah Johnson


Screenshot from Al Jazeera

Screenshot from Al Jazeera

Screenshot from Al Jazeera

Screenshot from Al Jazeera

By Situation Theatre 25/11/2019

“You call that a plutocracy? THIS is a plutocracy.”

Rectifying the current crisis facing America, too much democracy, billionaire and former New York City mayor, Michael Bloomberg, has formally launched a Democratic bid for President.

The world’s 11th richest man, with a fortune valued at $US50 billion, has justified his bid by saying that Mr Trump, only the 259th richest man, valued at $US3 billion, is too poor to run an plutocracy.

“Right now we’ve got a New York billionaire running the country. I’m uniquely positioned, as a New York billionaire, to defeat him”.

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