By Situation Theatre 25/11/2019
“You call that a plutocracy? THIS is a plutocracy.”
Rectifying the current crisis facing America, too much democracy, billionaire and former New York City mayor, Michael Bloomberg, has formally launched a Democratic bid for President.
The world’s 11th richest man, with a fortune valued at $US50 billion, has justified his bid by saying that Mr Trump, only the 259th richest man, valued at $US3 billion, is too poor to run an plutocracy.
“Right now we’ve got a New York billionaire running the country. I’m uniquely positioned, as a New York billionaire, to defeat him”.