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By Situation Theatre 5/5/2020
They wouldn’t even let poor old Scotty inside the trans-Tasman bubble.
Fed up with being treated like difficult schoolchildren, the nation’s state premiers have revolted against their pseudo-Daddy Scott Morrison and pleaded with normal human being Jacinda Ardern to take over all future national cabinet meetings.
Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews told Ardern “I’m quite frankly sick of his condescending Dad schtick. He’s not my real Dad. I do what I want.”
The meeting began as a discussion of opening up potential travel between Australian and New Zealand but pretty quickly descended into various premiers offering Ardern billions from state coffers if she could just please, for the love of God, shut Scotty up.