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Situation Theatre

August 27, 2019

New Depression Treatment Involving Humiliating Images Of Scott Morrison Shows 100% Success Rate

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Twitter and The Guardian

Images from Twitter and The Guardian

Images from Twitter and The Guardian

Images from Twitter and The Guardian

By Situation Theatre 27/8/2019

While the causes are complex and range from chemical to capitalist, the cure is simple and delightfully satisfying.

Australians who have long suffered from debilitating depression have begun their healing this morning as new research shows repeated exposure to images of the PM looking like a bit of a dick is the elixir which has so far evaded medical science.

Until now, antidepressants have been the most popular treatment, followed by diet, exercise, and footage of John Howard bowling a cricket ball.

But all of these are as effective as being flogged with a wet lettuce compared to the boost in happiness scores after seeing Scott Morrison being humiliated on the international stage.

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