By Situation Theatre 18/12/2019
The Government has been quick to silence rumours the PM is holidaying with his family in Hawaii, instead revealing he’s enjoying a much-deserved break with the chief lieutenant and successor of the first Dark Lord, Morgoth.
Cleo’s Most Detestable Man Of The Year Scott Morrison has taken a break from his fictional world of climate denial to visit the fictional realm of friend and fellow arch-villain, Lord Sauron.
While the two humanoid creatures have reportedly been dabbling in a bit of casual wickedness, the PM is also expected to coach Sauron on how to embody evil but still appeal to half the population of Middle-earth.
As Australia suffers through nationwide bushfire, smoke, drought, and heatwave emergencies, Mr Morrison is said to be enjoying the relatively benign climate of Mount Doom.
