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By Situation Theatre 29/2/2020
The New Zealand PM is actually pretty thrilled to be legally bound to stay at least 100m away from him.
Prime Piñata Scott Morrison has taken out a restraining order on Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern after she gave him a terrible beating on the shores of Sydney Harbour yesterday.
Mr Morrison, whose battered ego and bruised self-esteem will take weeks to recover, sought the order after his proximity to someone with real leadership qualities made him feel inadequate.
It’s the first time that lack of sympathy for the victim of such an attack is the appropriate response because in this case he was absolutely asking for it.