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Situation Theatre

February 29, 2020

Morrison Gets Well-Deserved Beating From Ardern After She Was Driven Too Far

by Sarah Johnson


Screenshots from ABC News and MRGTV

Screenshots from ABC News and MRGTV

Screenshots from ABC News and MRGTV

Screenshots from ABC News and MRGTV

By Situation Theatre 29/2/2020

For the first time, a New Zealand Prime Minister has received the Order of Australia after it was reclaimed from Bettina Arndt.

Doctor of Unicorn Astrology, paedophile platformer, and abuser advocate, Bettina Arndt, has had her Order of Australia stripped and given to Jacinda Ardern after the NZ PM unleashed a savage attack on her Australian counterpart.

Australians have unanimously spurned the idea of keeping an open mind on the incident, it being pretty self-evident that Morrison is the kind of serially abusing criminal who Ardern had no choice but to publically burn.

Arndt was not available for comment, and well may that be the case long into the future.

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