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Situation Theatre

August 4, 2015

News Outlets To Pay Journalists In Golden Gaytime

by Sarah Johnson


By Situation Theatre 4/08/2015

Now that there is no discernible difference between news and advertising (BREAKING NEWS: GAYTIME GAYTIME GAYTIME. FIND OUT MORE HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE AND HERE), Australia’s media outlets have decided to scrap the more traditional money system sometimes used to pay writers. They will instead be paying their journalists in chocolate and honeycomb covered toffee and vanilla ice cream (did you hear it comes in a container now? OMG!!! Yummy!!!).

In news just to hand it seems Peters, Bulla and Connoisseur are also excellent brands with many terrific new products.

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