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By Situation Theatre 5/10/2018. Updated 13/7/2020.
After three years of being ruled by a millionaire with a leather jacket it’s so refreshing to be ruled by a millionaire with a baseball cap.
He cuts $14 billion from public schools and $2.8 billion from public hospitals.
He calls the Banking Royal Commission a “populist whinge”, votes against it 26 times and campaigns to give the banks a $17 billion tax cut.
He cuts penalty rates and the pension.
He says Australia will reach our Paris emissions targets “in a canter” despite the Government’s own figures and abandons the nation as it burns along with all climate policy.
He incites a riot on Manus Island which led to the death of Reza Barati.
He falsely claims Save the Children staff coached asylum seekers to self-harm on Nauru and refuses to apologise when this fact was made public.
He keeps suicidal children in island torture camps and refuses them proper medical treatment, and still calls himself a Christian.
So yeah Scotty from Marketing is just your average Sharkies fan, if Sharkies fans are all kleptocratic, planet-burning, refugee-torturing sociopaths.
Going to be a great summer of cricket, and for our firefighters and fire-impacted communities, I’m sure our boys will give them something to cheer for.@GabbaBrisbane @CricketAus #AUSvPAK pic.twitter.com/iHF1mGPrAH
— Scott Morrison (@ScottMorrisonMP) November 20, 2019