By Situation Theatre 25/1/2020

Peasant genocide is well within the guidelines.

Following the latest revelations that Sports Minister Bridget McKenzie used taxpayers’ money to finance her shooting club’s weekly “Hunt for the Poorer People”, Prime Minister Scott Morrison maintains that “no rules were broken” in her handling of the $100m sports slush fund.

After double-checking with the PM that it was indeed “peasant-hunting”, not “pheasant-hunting”, press gallery journalists would have been surprised by Morrison’s nonchalance in the face of these explosive discoveries. But the man did make a tropical getaway in the middle of a national bushfire emergency, so, you know.

Mr Morrison said “what, you think murdering poor people is a problem? You should see our robo-debt, Newstart, and tax policies.”

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