Image from The Guardian and screencap from the Labor Herald
By Situation Theatre 17/5/2019
Morrison has held an election eve cap burning ceremony after seeing the public’s outpouring of love for Bob Hawke.
The passing of the “people’s prime minister” has prompted an existential crisis for the “coal lobby’s prime minister”.
Having seen the tributes flow for a Labor leader who was nothing if not authentic, the man who is faker than a bar of Dave soap and far more slippery has set fire to his enormous collection of hats.
He had previously used these to prove he was an just an ordinary Aussie bloke who gives billions to private schools and big business, cuts billions from public schools, hospitals, and welfare, sabotages climate action, and crushes the lives of refugee children.
Unfortunately for the man who’s been regularly attending masquerade parties dressed as “ScoMo”, this bullshit bonfire comes about a decade too late.