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By Situation Theatre 7/9/2020
“There are no guarantees the vaccine will be successful but these daily re-announcements of things which may or may not happen are a smash hit,” said Scotty from Marketing.
Scott Morrison has come to the nation’s rescue amidst its health and economic crises with a bold plan to hold a press conference about the same vaccine deal everyday between now and Christmas.
A vision statement released by the Federal Government late Sunday outlined an ambitious plan to re-announce the vaccine deal today, and every single day henceforth, until such time as we’ve all forgotten about their aged care failures.
The media will dutifully report these plans for more press conferences about their intentions relating to an unproven vaccine with a straight face as if they are not a transparent attempt to distract millions of Australians from the venality, incompetence, and negligence at the heart of this government.
At today’s press conference the PM is expected to yet again state very clearly that if successful, the vaccine will be mandatory but not compulsory.