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By Situation Theatre 25/8/2020
Jen released a statement saying “Had Scott acted on previous reviews of his curries, the persistent problems with his cooking would have been known much earlier and the suffering of the whole family could have been avoided.”
Jen and the girls have criticised Scott Morrison for failing to adequately prepare even a remotely edible curry for dinner last night.
The blast from the PM’s wife came as Morrison continued to insist he did have a plan to manage outbreaks of food poisoning at his place.
He also said “As the father and husband who chose the recipe, bought and prepared the ingredients, and then cooked and served the curry, I do take some responsibility for the final result. But when things go to shit, well then that’s a matter for Dan Andrews.”
While apologising to his family for the time they spent bent over a toilet bowl last night, Mr Morrison said 97% of the curry was free of harmful bacteria, viruses and parasites.
The same could not be said for his government.