By Situation Theatre 8/12/2020
Meanwhile locals of the American state have all received a text message stating “Scott Morrison inbound to Hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill.”
As firefighters saved the Fraser Island township of Happy Valley from a fierce bushfire that threatened to destroy the small community, today’s hero is actually the Prime Minister, who pledged to the terrified victims of devastating fires that yes, it is time to give Jen and the girls another holiday.
Mr Morrison said all his thoughts and prayers were with the good people of Fraser Island, speaking from a cocktail bar at Sydney Airport.
Spare a thought too for the entire state of Hawaii, as they have the same national disaster visited upon them twice inside twelve months.