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June 16, 2020

PM Calls On Dan Andrews To Take Responsibility For Ministerial Corruption

by Sarah Johnson


Images from SMH and Pedestrian.tv

Images from SMH and Pedestrian.tv

Images from SMH and Pedestrian.tv

Images from SMH and Pedestrian.tv

By Situation Theatre 16/6/2020

Angus Taylor, Barnaby Joyce, Peter Dutton,Stuart Robert, Josh Frydenberg, Mathias Cormann, Michaelia Cash, and Michael McCormack have all backed Scott Morrison.

Following shocking allegations of systematic branch-stacking by Victorian Minister Adam Somyurek, integrity ambassador Scott Morrison has demanded Premier Dan Andrews be held accountable for corruption inside his government.

Setting aside Angus Taylor and Barnaby Joyce’s involvement in water buy-backs, Taylor’s reliance on forgery and intervention in poisoned grassland investigations, Joyce’s expenses claims as drought envoy and employment of his lover Vikki Campion, Dutton’s role in au pair visas and Paladin contracts, Robert’s internet bill, Frydenberg’s role in the $444 million Reef Foundation grant, Cormann’s relationship with Helloworld!, Cash’s use of the AFP to raid AWU offices and failure to declare an investment property, McCormack’s role in marginal seat swimming pools, and Morrison’s own pre-selection and role in sports rorts, the PM has suggested Andrews follow his zero tolerance approach to corruption.

In other news, the Morrison Government recently gagged debate on the Greens’ anti-corruption legislation for the third time.

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