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May 22, 2020

PM Counters Ardern’s 4-Day Week For All With 4-Day Year For Scott Cam

by Sarah Johnson


Images from SBS, The Guardian, and The Block

Images from SBS, The Guardian, and The Block

Images from SBS, The Guardian, and The Block

Images from SBS, The Guardian, and The Block

By Situation Theatre 22/5/2020

Morrison has also dismissed the New Zealand Prime Minister’s proposal, saying it would require an unreasonable increase in workload for the nation’s conservative politicians.

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has suggested Scott Cam stick to his four-day working year and other flexible working options as a way to boost crony capitalism and address Scott’s work/life balance issues.

Responding to Jacinda Ardern’s suggestion of a four-day working week for all New Zealanders, the coal industry’s most powerful executive also said such a proposal would be a unreasonable jump in productivity for the nation’s Parliament.

“It’s naïve to expect Liberal and big business leaders as well as realty tv stars to go from earning millions for doing virtually nothing to suddenly working four whole days a week. We’ll leave those kinds of utopian dreams to the Kiwis.”

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