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January 11, 2021

PM Denies SCG Abuse: "I Ended Racism When I Changed The Anthem"

by Sarah Johnson


Image from ABC and Fairfax Media

Image from ABC and Fairfax Media

Image from ABC and Fairfax Media

Image from ABC and Fairfax Media

By Situation Theatre 11/1/2021

In unrelated news, Morrison still yet to condemn Trump for inciting neo-Nazis to storm the US Capitol.

The Prime Minister who said about refugees seeking urgent medical attention that “they may be a paedophile, they may be a rapist, they may be a murderer”, but who recently ended racism by insisting that we are One Nation, has dismissed allegations of crowd racial abuse at the Sydney Cricket Ground.

“Maybe before I changed a word in the national anthem on New Year’s Eve 2020 and ended racism forever, you might see this kind of thing at the SCG. But the idea that Australians would still think it’s ok to be racist now doesn’t make any sense”, the PM said.

Asked what he thought about the hoisting of confederate flags inside the US Capitol and the support for such actions inside his own party, Mr Morrison said Australia is a free country and we have free speech, before ordering the AFP to take the troublesome journalist into custody.

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