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Situation Theatre

January 22, 2021

10 Million Australians Advise Scotty To Stay Out Of Politics And Stick To Marketing

by Sarah Johnson


Images from The Guardian and Women’s Agenda

Images from The Guardian and Women’s Agenda

Images from The Guardian and Women’s Agenda

Images from The Guardian and Women’s Agenda

By Situation Theatre 22/1/2021

They have responded to the PM’s latest culture war salvo: “won’t somebody please think of the perpetrators!”

Half of all Australians have held a press conference urging Prime Minister Scott Morrison to stay out of politics and stick to failed marketing campaigns after yet again hearing more culture war nonsense designed to distract us all from his ongoing class war against working Australians on behalf of the nation’s plutocrats.

Speaking for at least half the country, Greens Senator Lidia Thorpe suggested a little less focus on being Prime Minister and a little more focus on getting a job rolling out Bunnings ads might help this nation “fight for truth, treaty, and justice – for a real and transformative change into a mature, modern country that mourns and heals, together”.

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