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February 28, 2020

PM Pledges Record Levels Of Thoughts And Prayers To Tackle Coronavirus

by Sarah Johnson


ABC News

ABC News

ABC News

ABC News

By Situation Theatre 28/2/2020. Updated 14/3/2020.

Mr Morrison has taken the expert medical advice of his friend Brian Houston that a dramatic increase in thoughts and prayers is what’s required to deal with the pandemic.

Prime Minister Scott Morrison is pulling out all the stops in the face of the coronavirus pandemic, encouraging all Australians to pray harder.

Morrison said the federal and state governments have activated their pandemic plans, which involves a rapid escalation of thoughts and an intensification of prayers.

Health Minister Greg Hunt met with state and territory health ministers on Friday to discuss supply chains of critical thoughts and prayers, and the potential establishment of Pentecostal prayer rooms if the capacity of regular Christians to deal with cases is overwhelmed.

“The national security committee has invoked the coronavirus pandemic preparedness plan. In other words, our national medical stockpiles will be overflowing with both more thoughts and more prayers.”"

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