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By Situation Theatre 28/2/2020
It seems likely Morrison will also refuse that extra plumbing contract this afternoon.
Who will steer Australia through the global coronavirus pandemic is now a mystery because the Shirker from the Shire promised his kids that he would take them to the Maldives before his climate policy sinks the small island nation.
Mr Morrison said “When you make a promise to your children to have a tropical getaway to a paradise island in the midst of terrifying threats to the national interest, you keep it.”
“I’m not gonna hold a packet of lozenges. I am not a trained doctor, nor am I an expert or even a valued member of the community.”
“I’ve got to balance my responsibilities to protect hundreds of thousands of Australians from their deaths with my daughters’ needs to have regular expensive overseas holidays.”