Image from Scott Morrison. Feels dirty even linking to his Facebook page. And yes it is a wood carving of himself. A comment on Scotty from Marketing’s wooden performances perhaps?
By Situation Theatre 8/2/2020
“Pretending to take climate action was so January 2020. Now it’s raining, let me tell you about how the climate is always changing.”
Prime Minister Scott Morrison took a much-needed five-minute breather between corruption scandals today to smugly scold the sufferers of Stockholm Syndrome in the Canberra Press Gallery for asking questions.
“It’s not your job to ask me things. It’s your job to pour my climate denialist poison down the gullets of all Australians. Now, how good’s rain? Did you note that down?”
“What Australians need now is my team: Peter, Eric, Rupert, Alan, Andrew, Clive, and all the boys outside the Canberra bubble, to buckle down and spread disinformation about how today’s weather proves climate change is a left-wing conspiracy.”
It was at this point that Laura Tingle told the PM to go fuck himself.
