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Situation Theatre

December 9, 2019

PM Scraps Public Service: Only Departments Of Billionaire Battlers, Coal Is Amazing, And How Good’s Murdoch Remain

by Sarah Johnson


Screenshot from Nine News

Screenshot from Nine News

Screenshot from Nine News

Screenshot from Nine News

By Situation Theatre 9/12/2019

Inspired by bushfires, PM slashes and burns the public sector.

Abandoning all pretence of representing the Australian people, Scott “Smoko” Morrison has today fired everyone in the public service not tied in some way to media and coal industry billionaires.

The mega-rich and their families will be taking over Treasury, so finally the 1% should get some tax relief.

Coal executives will now be responsible for the nation’s entire arts budget, so look forward to the 2020 Wharf Revue, brimming with biting sketches about the miracle of coal.

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Murdoch’s minions will now be responsible for emissions reduction, so no changes there.

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