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Situation Theatre

May 11, 2020

PM Suggests Injecting App As Treatment For Coronavirus

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC and Wikipedia

Images from ABC and Wikipedia

Images from ABC and Wikipedia

Images from ABC and Wikipedia

By Situation Theatre 11/5/2020

“I see the COVIDSafe app knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, almost a cleaning?”

Scott Morrison is facing a backlash after ramping up his efforts to convince the public the Government’s contact tracing app will somehow keep them safe from coronavirus.

While riffing during a press conference over the weekend, the Prime Minister theorised that given the extraordinary protection he claims the app gives the Australian people, perhaps it could somehow be injected directly into the bloodstream.

Tech experts have denounced the PM’s app injection theory but the ABC is reporting that it’s socially irresponsible not to inject it.

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