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September 13, 2019

Terrified Firefighters Relieved PM Is Tackling Nation’s Greatest Crisis: Welfare Recipients With The Munchies

by Sarah Johnson


Screenshots from ABC News and Science Insider

Screenshots from ABC News and Science Insider

Screenshots from ABC News and Science Insider

Screenshots from ABC News and Science Insider

By Situation Theatre 13/9/2019

Morrison has reassured emergency service workers worried about the upcoming climate-crisis-fuelled “summer from hell” that he takes humiliating vulnerable people very seriously.

For those worried by the signs of climate breakdown all around us, boy does the Australian Government have a plan for you.

Scott Morrison will confront soaring spring temperatures, burning rainforest, and predictions of apocalyptic firestorms across the country this summer with a three-pronged approach: drug-testing welfare recipients, expanding the cashless welfare card, and cracking down on animal rights activists.

The Commissioner of Queensland Fire and Emergency services said “To be honest, I was worried. But now that I know Morrison is doing everything in his power to punish the poor, as well as skipping the UN climate summit to go light a few wildfires with Donald Trump, my mind can rest easy.”

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