Search
  • Home
  • Features
  • Satire
  • Reviews
  • About
Close
Menu
Search
Close
  • Home
  • Features
  • Satire
  • Reviews
  • About
Menu

Situation Theatre

January 26, 2020

Primitive Nation Still Thinks Fireworks, Flag-waving And Fuckwittery Appropriately Mourn Genocide

by Sarah Johnson


Image from New Matilda

Image from New Matilda

Image from New Matilda

Image from New Matilda

By Situation Theatre 26/1/2020

Savages.

A barbaric culture located in the Antipodes and founded on primal principles of violence continues its bestial celebration of failed attempts to annihilate the world’s oldest surviving peoples from the face of the Earth.

Every January 26 these brutal creatures, ironically subscribing to mythologies of “Enlightenment” and “Civilisation”, choose to spend the day getting ratfaced and starting race riots rather than providing evidence of their basic humanity.

This twisted death cult ritual is perhaps unsurprising for a culture which glorifies the sacrifice of its most vulnerable for the Gods of profit.

Nonetheless, you can’t help but hope these heathens would evolve from their crude customs of cruelty and instead spend January 26 mourning the genocide it represents, and honouring the immense, courage, dignity, and fortitude of the First Australians.

Support Situation Theatre on Patreon

Need Satirical Relief From The Neoliberal Hellscape?

Pop in your email address to receive a weekly Situation Theatre newsletter which, much like the new wave of climate activism, will help make you feel better about the dire state of our politics.

Thank you!

Please check your email to confirm your subscription and add info@situationthratre.com to your contacts.


  • Previous Post
    PM Announces Brian ...
  • Next Post
    All Labor MPs Set To ...