By Situation Theatre 11/11/2019

Not wanting to die in a bushfire is political correctness gone mad.

Precious fire-fighting bosses, woke inner-city farmers, and snowflake scientists have called on the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia, Michael McCormack, to be immediately sectioned into the nearest psychiatric hospital, posing a clear and present danger to both himself and to all Australian citizens who would rather not perish in catastrophic bushfires.

Mr McCormack said this morning, “We’ve had fires in Australia since time began, and what people need now is sympathy, understanding, help and shelter,” he said.

Or perhaps government policy which doesn’t burn down their homes in the first place?

He added, “They don’t need the ravings of some pure, enlightened and woke capital-city greenies at this time.”’

What they do need is some fucking political leadership.