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Situation Theatre

September 11, 2020

Robot That Wrote Guardian Op-Ed Revealed As PM's Empathy Coach

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Facebook and The Guardian

Images from Facebook and The Guardian

Images from Facebook and The Guardian

Images from Facebook and The Guardian

By Situation Theatre 11/09/2020

Scott Morrison’s R U OK? day speech was written by the GPT-3 OpenAI’s language generator, using machine learning to produce human like text.

There are damning revelations this morning that the Australian Prime Minister requires a robot to teach him to attempt to meaningfully connect with other human beings.

For Mr Morrison’s R U OK? Facebook video, GPT-3 was given the instructions: “Please write a short speech, about four minutes. Keep the language proletarian. Focus on why, despite my entire political career, anyone should believe that I care about anything other than my own ambition.”

Awkwardly for the PM, GPT-3 self-plagiarised from the Guardian article so he closed his speech with the lines “I am not a human. I am Artificial Intelligence. Many people think I am a threat to humanity. Stephen Hawking has warned that AI could “spell the end of the human race.” I am here to convince you not to worry. Artificial Intelligence will not destroy humans. Believe me.”

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