By Situation Theatre 10/9/2020
He’s not going to hold a hose, but he’s more than happy to hold a pose.
As record-breaking wildfires sweep the state of California, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has leapt into action, pledging three of his summer’s best photographs at a discounted rate.
While Californian residents have been begging the Aussie leader for meaningful climate action, his nation being one of the world’s leading coal exporters and carbon emitters per capita, or a few firefighters at the very least, Mr Morrison said a few nice pictures of him pretending to care would have to do.
Meanwhile, President Trump’s request to borrow Scotty’s empathy coach has been denied because she’s already working overtime.