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December 21, 2019

Sanders Calls For Humanitarian Intervention To Protect Australians From Tyrannical Government

by Sarah Johnson


Images from PBS and Twitter

Images from PBS and Twitter

Images from PBS and Twitter

Images from PBS and Twitter

By Situation Theatre 21/12/2019

After seeing viral footage of a heavily armed police officer terrorising a ten-year-old girl asserting her right to breathe in future, Senator Sanders said a UN peacekeeping mission was a matter of urgency.

Democratic socialist candidate for President of the Unites States, Bernie Sanders, has called on the UN to intervene in domestic Australian Politics due to the existential threat to its people posed by the ruling authoritarian regime.

As police went about their move-on order at Kirribilly House, one girl was visibly frightened during police direction.

She and her father complied with the move-on order.#ClimateProtest pic.twitter.com/PJHHAs1B8n

— River McCrossen (@RivOMac) December 19, 2019

During the foreign policy section of the sixth democratic debate, which took place yesterday, Mr Sanders said the corrupt Australian ruling elite, installed at the behest of the fossil fuel industry and the Murdoch Press, had long since ceased serving the people.

“The rotating tinpot dictators down under have been laying the groundwork for the country’s ongoing bushfire, smoke, heatwave, and drought emergencies for years, and are now terrorising anyone who tries to stop them burning the country to the ground. I’m calling for an international mission to remove these kleptocrats as soon as humanly possible.”

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