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By Situation Theatre 6/01/2021
The urgent marketing campaign will emphasise that when it comes to saving lives, the important thing is to go slowly.
As Australians mark the one-year anniversary of that time a firefighter told Scotty from Marketing to “go and get f**ked from Nelligan”, the Liberal death cult’s smuggest salesman has just approved a new $75m emergency ad campaign stressing the importance of a leisurely approach to a pandemic.
Having learnt much from the unhurried pace of a Hawaii holiday during last year’s bushfire crisis, Scotty is taking a similarly easy-going approach to protecting Australians from a virulent and lethal disease.
“Just like with the bushfires last year, you don’t want to take any unnecessary risks by putting them out too quickly. Instead you take a bit of a breather on a tropical island, definitely don’t hold a hose or any kind of needle, and let the focus groups take care of it”, Scotty said from wherever he is on holidays today.