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By Situation Theatre 4/1/2020
Donning whiteface also expected to help.
With the SCG test still set to go ahead within days despite multiple active Sydney coronavirus clusters, and with crowds up to 24,000 expected to gather without masks for five days straight, Black Lives Matter activists have launched a new line of protest wear.
While the outdoor protest limit currently stands at 500, this is expected to rise by well over 20,000, should protesters adopt cricket whites, pads, gloves, a thigh guard, a box, a batting helmet and white skin, amongst other protections against police brutality.
As further protection, BLM leaders will assume the identities of Don “The Don” Bradman, Mark “Tubby” Taylor, Steve “Tugga” Waugh, and Steve “Sandpaper” Smith, secure in the knowledge that tens of thousands of Sydneysiders can then gather safely around them.