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Situation Theatre

November 20, 2020

Shocked Government Pledges To Punish Those Responsible: Journalists, Whisteblowers, Lawyers

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC Australia and No Place for Sheep

Images from ABC Australia and No Place for Sheep

Images from ABC Australia and No Place for Sheep

Images from ABC Australia and No Place for Sheep

By Situation Theatre 20/11/2020

Shame on those criminals who speak out against the quiet Australians just going about their business.

The Morrison Government, rocked to its very core by war crimes revelations it’s been trying to cover up for years, has vowed to make sure those responsible never blow the whistle again.

The PM said the problem here is not the government’s two decades of violence and propaganda against Muslim populations globally, nor their culture of impunity which sets the tone for the whole country, but the fact that Julian Assange, David McBride, Bernard Collaery, Witness K, ADF lawyers and ABC journalists have not yet been sentenced to life imprisonment.

“Those responsible for this betrayal of good old Aussie values must pay, which is why anyone found fighting this culture of secrecy and zero accountability I’ve been working so hard to cultivate will live to regret it”, said Scott Morrison, before taking an adorable pose in a barre class.

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