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Situation Theatre

July 14, 2020

Indigenous Australians Celebrate As Government Recognises Sovereignty Of Star Casino

by Sarah Johnson


Image from ABC and RedBubble

Image from ABC and RedBubble

Image from ABC and RedBubble

Image from ABC and RedBubble

By Situation Theatre 14/7/2020

Always was, always will be Star Entertainment Group land.

The world’s family of 195 countries has a new member this morning with the explosive news that The Star Entertainment Group Limited has seceded from Australian territory and is now a law unto itself.

Formerly Australia’s second largest casino and now the world’s only casino-state has long been recognised as an Autonomous Zone, benefiting from exemptions to a wide range of regulations, including everything from Sydney’s lockout laws to its COVID restrictions. Today’s declaration of total independence from Australia is but the latest logical step for the $2.3 billion casino empire.

The world’s newest nation-state will be renamed The Democratic Republic of Stan Grant out of respect for its traditional owners.

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