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By Situation Theatre 16/11/2019. Updated 8/7/2020.
God is absolutely run off his feet.
Nearly half of all Australians have momentarily given up atheism to pray to God, any God really, that Scott Morrison remains missing for all eternity.
The political leader has been absent for a while now, probably because a period of great national anxiety is no time to show any signs of leadership, morality, or backbone.
There's one big difference between Scott Morrison and Harold Holt.
— Dame Holly (@Lee_Tennant) November 15, 2019
People wanted Harold Holt to come back.
This has led half the country to buckle down for a good few hours of prayer each day to make sure they never have to see his smug mug ever again.