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Situation Theatre

November 4, 2019

Party Of Free Markets To Crack Down On Consumers Not Using Enough Fossil Fuels

by Sarah Johnson


Image from The Conversation

Image from The Conversation

Image from The Conversation

Image from The Conversation

By Situation Theatre 4/11/2019

Those who catch the bus, bank ethically, or fail to eat red meat six times a day, will be forced to pay a “treason tax”.

The Liberal Party, which at this point is about as ideologically consistent as a vegan tucking into the all you can eat special at the local Brazilian BBQ, has just released a national list of approved consumer behaviours.

The list includes dumping your household waste directly into the throat of a dolphin, taking the eggs out of the carton one by one and using a plastic bag for each, driving to your next-door neighbour’s house, and stockpiling tonnes of lamb and just watching gleefully like a sicko while it rots.

Any slight deviation from the behaviours on this list will be punished by a new tax called the “treason tax”, as well as a series of injuries administered by Victorian police.

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