By Situation Theatre 4/11/2019

PM intensifies catchphrase in a bid to emulate the successes of free speech campaigners like Saudi Arabian Crown Prince Muhammad Bin Salman.

Prime Minister Scott “What the f**k did you just say to me?” Morrison has escalated his laudatory rhetoric of the quiet Australians by waxing lyrical about the “Shut The F**k Up Australians”.

“The “Quiet Australians” are good, don’t get be wrong, but the problem is they are still producing a measurable amount of noise, it’s just not very loud. The citizens I really love are those patriotic Aussies who completely shut the f**k up as I set about dismantling our democracy and eviscerating our ecosystems”, he shouted.

“Apart from the tortured screams of my working-class enemies, the only sounds I want to from Australians are the sweet nothings of the quiet billionaires”, he screeched.