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March 23, 2019

Sydney Locals Reaping Rewards Of Asset Sales With Chance To Maybe Watch Light Rail Testing Soon

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from Sydney Trains Vlogs and 2GB

Screencaps from Sydney Trains Vlogs and 2GB

Screencaps from Sydney Trains Vlogs and 2GB

Screencaps from Sydney Trains Vlogs and 2GB

By Situation Theatre 23/3/2019

The lucky ducks are also being spoilt by the 60% higher electricity prices thanks to privatisation.

The NSW Government’s interminable light rail project has had many adults frustrated that all the money made from the sale of their assets is being frittered away on shitty private contractors.

But the upcoming light rail testing does have tonnes of NSW schoolchildren excited, which is a tall order given the complicity of the Liberals in the coming climate apocalypse.

Little Jimmy McPoppins said “I haven’t been this excited about the light rail project since I saw it result in all the trees along Moore Park being cut down,” while little Stacy McBobbins said “Gosh it will be so wonderful to ride the rail before the rising sea levels wash it all away.”

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