Nothing prepares you to solve the social and economic problems of a global pandemic quite like shipping 170 million tonnes of iron ore per annum.

The scared and brave officer of the NSW Police Force ignored the sick feeling in his stomach to stare down the highly intimidating 10-year-old girl.

Ordinary Aussie PM breaks his silence on the bushfire crisis: “There was ash in my champagne and a grittiness to my caviar. It was heartbreaking.”

What hope does humanity have when all young people do is lie around in bed all day watching YouTube and posting about their feelings.

“Never forget the power of keep cups”.

For Gazza, Bazza, Wazza, and an Indian billionaire, the approval is a huge win. For the rest of the world’s flora and fauna, well they can all go and fuck themselves.