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Situation Theatre

May 28, 2020

Terrifying Masked White Woman Threatens Violence On Innocent Birdwatcher

by Sarah Johnson


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By Situation Theatre 28/5/2020

Chilling.

A former President of the Harvard Ornithological Club and editor of Marvel Comics responsible for the first openly homosexual character in the Star Trek universe, Christian Cooper, has been terrorised by a white assailant in New York’s Central Park.

The avid birder noticed the masked white woman was violating New York City’s legal code by letting her dog off the leash in the 36 acre-nature reserve.

In response to Cooper’s polite attempts to encourage the criminal to comply with the law and document the incident, the white aggressor immediately called in fellow white gang members to menace and likely kill the birdwatcher after mistaking his binoculars for an AR-15.

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Oh, when Karens take a walk with their dogs off leash in the famous Bramble in NY’s Central Park, where it is clearly posted on signs that dogs MUST be leashed at all times, and someone like my brother (an avid birder) politely asks her to put her dog on the leash. pic.twitter.com/3YnzuATsDm

— Melody Cooper (@melodyMcooper) May 25, 2020

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